New Girl In Town

Hey boys, how's it hangin'?  My name's Jill and I'm here to write about my Boys in Red.  I'm going to write about the things they do that make me tingle in a way you guys just don't understand.  How a Frankie fastball makes my toes curl.  Or when Torii Hunter does a face plant into the wall.  I'm all about the face plants.  They say "chicks love the longball."  Well, all I can say is I like it when a guy goes deep. 

This is just a short, but sweet note to introduce myself.  Please drop me an email at jill@thehaloislit.com with any questions or comments.  I'll answer your questions in my future posts, and reply to all of your comments...baseball related or not.  Just don't suck.

I'll leave you with a story about something that happened during my high school athletic days...I had an ambitious coach for my softball team that started giving us steroids. Our performance soared, and we went on to win the county and state championships. The day before the nationals, Penelope, our 16-year-old shortstop, went into his office.

“Coach,” she says, “I have a problem. Hair is starting to grow on my chest.“

“Oh my God!” yells the coach. “Well, how far down does it go?”

“Down to my balls,” she replies, “and that’s another thing I wanted to talk to you about…"