Angels Win 90th

Okay, just to clear something up...no, that wasn't a picture of me in my first post, and that's not me in today's picture.  I just want to give you boys something to look at other than a bunch of ball players grabbing each other's asses.  If you want to see pictures of me you'll have to ask VERY nicely and I might help you out.

Moving along to the important stuff...my boys won again last night when Mike Napoli went yard in the ninth.  I'm telling you, I love this longball stuff.  Since they won it in the ninth, Frankie didn't get a chance to break the saves record, but there's still a handful of games left, so I'm not worried.  What I'd like to see happen is the Angels win 100 games.  Last night was #90.

How sexy is our middle infield?  Sean Rodriguez made a diving stop up the middle and flipped the ball with his glove hand to Brandon Wood standing on second to get the out.  I think those boys might stick, but they've got to start hitting first.  Erick Aybar is one of the ugliest guys I've ever seen, he looks like one of the zombies from Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video.  Brandon Wood has more up-side, plus you gotta love his name.

Douchebag of the Day
Here's a story about a player from the Washington Nationals minor leagues...
"A professional baseball player on the Harrisburg Senators minor league team has admitted that he twice had "sexual acts" with a 15-year-old Elizabethtown girl, police say.  Elizabethtown Borough Police on Wednesday charged Garrett Guzman, 25, with one misdemeanor charge, corruption of minors.  One incident was in a parking lot at the MoviE-town movie theater, 700 N. Hanover St., another in the Elizabethtown Middle School lot at 600 East High St., according to a police criminal complaint filed in District Judge Jayne F. Duncan's office.
"They met at a Harrisburg Senators game and exchanged phone calls and texts," Elizabethtown Police Detective Clair R. Martin Jr. said today. "(Guzman) then met her in Elizabethtown on two occasions.
"One time, he picked her up at her house. Another time, he picked her up at a friend's house," Martin said.
One time, they went to the movies, he said.
In both incidents, Guzman took the girl to parking lots and "sexual acts" occurred in the vehicle, the detective said.
The criminal complaint said Guzman admitted to engaging in sexual intercourse with the victim.
Martin said the sexual contact was consensual and the victim had presented herself as a 16-year-old to Guzman."

I don't want to make light of this horrible situation, but come on..."sexual acts" in a parking lot?  One at a movie theater the other at a middle school.  What, was he picking her up from school?  He did take her to the movies once, but at least the creep coulda bought the poor girl a happy meal.  Guzman's claims that the girl presented herself to be 16, not 15. So, you can't blame him for...wait a sec.  He thought she was 16 so that made it okay??  What a douche.

Dudes, send me some questions!  I want to become the "Dear Abby" of the baseball world... [email protected]