Jill: September 2008 Archives

Angels Win 90th

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1221052741379.jpgOkay, just to clear something up...no, that wasn't a picture of me in my first post, and that's not me in today's picture.  I just want to give you boys something to look at other than a bunch of ball players grabbing each other's asses.  If you want to see pictures of me you'll have to ask VERY nicely and I might help you out.

Moving along to the important stuff...my boys won again last night when Mike Napoli went yard in the ninth.  I'm telling you, I love this longball stuff.  Since they won it in the ninth, Frankie didn't get a chance to break the saves record, but there's still a handful of games left, so I'm not worried.  What I'd like to see happen is the Angels win 100 games.  Last night was #90.


How sexy is our middle infield?  Sean Rodriguez made a Aybar2.jpgdiving stop up the middle and flipped the ball with his glove hand to Brandon Wood standing on second to get the out.  I think those boys might stick, but they've got to start hitting first.  Erick Aybar is one of the ugliest guys I've ever seen, he looks like one of the zombies from Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video.  Brandon Wood has more up-side, plus you gotta love his name.


Douchebag of the Day
Here's a story about a player from the Washington Nationals minor leagues...
"A professional baseball player on the Harrisburg Senators minor league team has admitted that he twice had "sexual acts" with a 15-year-old Elizabethtown girl, police say.  Elizabethtown Borough Police on Wednesday charged Garrett Guzman, 25, with one misdemeanor charge, corruption of minors.  One incident was in a parking lot at the MoviE-town movie theater, 700 N. Hanover St., another in the Elizabethtown Middle School lot at 600 East High St., according to a police criminal complaint filed in District Judge Jayne F. Duncan's office.
"They met at a Harrisburg Senators game and exchanged phone calls and texts," Elizabethtown Police Detective Clair R. Martin Jr. said today. "(Guzman) then met her in Elizabethtown on two occasions.
"One time, he picked her up at her house. Another time, he picked her up at a friend's house," Martin said.
One time, they went to the movies, he said.
In both incidents, Guzman took the girl to parking lots and "sexual acts" occurred in the vehicle, the detective said.
The criminal complaint said Guzman admitted to engaging in sexual intercourse with the victim.
Martin said the sexual contact was consensual and the victim had presented herself as a 16-year-old to Guzman."

I don't want to make light of this horrible situation, but come on..."sexual acts" in a parking lot?  One at a movie theater the other at a middle school.  What, was he picking her up from school?  He did take her to the movies once, but at least the creep coulda bought the poor girl a happy meal.  Guzman's claims that the girl presented herself to be 16, not 15. So, you can't blame him for...wait a sec.  He thought she was 16 so that made it okay??  What a douche.

Dudes, send me some questions!  I want to become the "Dear Abby" of the baseball world... [email protected]

 

New Girl In Town

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girlbaseball2.jpg Hey boys, how's it hangin'?  My name's Jill and I'm here to write about my Boys in Red.  I'm going to write about the things they do that make me tingle in a way you guys just don't understand.  How a Frankie fastball makes my toes curl.  Or when Torii Hunter does a face plant into the wall.  I'm all about the face plants.  They say "chicks love the longball."  Well, all I can say is I like it when a guy goes deep. 

This is just a short, but sweet note to introduce myself.  Please drop me an email at [email protected] with any questions or comments.  I'll answer your questions in my future posts, and reply to all of your comments...baseball related or not.  Just don't suck.

I'll leave you with a story about something that happened during my high school athletic days...I had an ambitious coach for my softball team that started giving us steroids. Our performance soared, and we went on to win the county and state championships. The day before the nationals, Penelope, our 16-year-old shortstop, went into his office.

“Coach,” she says, “I have a problem. Hair is starting to grow on my chest.“

“Oh my God!” yells the coach. “Well, how far down does it go?”

“Down to my balls,” she replies, “and that’s another thing I wanted to talk to you about…"




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