Okay, just to clear something up...no, that wasn't a picture of me in my
first post, and that's not me in today's picture. I just want to give you
boys something to look at other than a bunch of ball players grabbing each
other's asses. If you want to see pictures of me you'll have to ask VERY
nicely and I might help you out.
Moving along to the important stuff...my boys won again last night when Mike
Napoli went yard in the ninth. I'm telling you, I love this longball
stuff. Since they won it in the ninth, Frankie didn't get a chance to
break the saves record, but there's still a handful of games left, so I'm not
worried. What I'd like to see happen is the Angels win 100 games.
Last night was #90.
How sexy is our middle infield? Sean Rodriguez made a 
diving stop up
the middle and flipped the ball with his glove hand to Brandon Wood standing on
second to get the out. I think those boys might stick, but they've got to
start hitting first. Erick Aybar is one of the ugliest guys I've ever
seen, he looks like one of the zombies from Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video.
Brandon Wood has more up-side, plus you gotta love his name.
Douchebag of the Day
Here's a story about a player from the Washington Nationals minor leagues...
"A
professional baseball player on the Harrisburg Senators minor league team has
admitted that he twice had "sexual acts" with a 15-year-old Elizabethtown girl,
police say.
Elizabethtown Borough Police on Wednesday charged Garrett Guzman, 25, with one
misdemeanor charge, corruption of minors.
One incident was in a parking lot at the MoviE-town
movie theater, 700 N. Hanover St., another in the
Elizabethtown Middle School lot at 600 East High St.,
according to a police criminal complaint filed in
District Judge Jayne F. Duncan's office.
"They met at a Harrisburg Senators game and exchanged
phone calls and texts," Elizabethtown Police Detective
Clair R. Martin Jr. said today. "(Guzman) then met her
in Elizabethtown on two occasions.
"One time, he picked her up at her house. Another
time, he picked her up at a friend's house," Martin
said.
One time, they went to the movies, he said.
In both incidents, Guzman took the girl to parking
lots and "sexual acts" occurred in the vehicle, the
detective said.
The criminal complaint said Guzman admitted to
engaging in sexual intercourse with the victim.
Martin said the sexual contact was consensual and
the victim had presented herself as a 16-year-old to
Guzman."
I don't want to make light of this horrible situation, but come on..."sexual acts" in a parking lot? One at a movie theater the other at a middle school. What, was he picking her up from school? He did take her to the movies once, but at least the creep coulda bought the poor girl a happy meal. Guzman's claims that the girl presented herself to be 16, not 15. So, you can't blame him for...wait a sec. He thought she was 16 so that made it okay?? What a douche.
Dudes, send me some questions! I want to become the "Dear Abby" of the baseball world... jill@thehaloislit.com
Hey boys, how's it hangin'? My name's Jill and I'm here to write about
my Boys in Red. I'm going to write about the things they do that make me
tingle in a way you guys just don't understand. How a Frankie fastball
makes my toes curl. Or when Torii Hunter does a face plant into the wall.
I'm all about the face plants. They say "chicks love the longball."
Well, all I can say is I like it when a guy goes deep. 
